This made me laugh:
Moses came to me with a piece of paper he had cut out in a sort of tombstone shape, with little squares drawn all over it and asked me to guess what it was.
A remote control?
I give up!
"I'll give you a hint, Mom." Moses said. "I'll tell you what letter it starts with."
"Um, hmmm.....what letter does "turtle" start with?"
"Okay, it starts with 't'."
Is it a turtle?
"Yes!!! Mom, how did you guess?!"